Beardage

I have never been a fan of beards----like at all...BUT i would so rather see a beard than a STACHE...like eww not a fan. I don't understand all this beardage hype or maybe its just an idaho thing (gosh i sure hope so) but everyone seems to be going through this beard phase everyone has one....and i want to tell them that it makes them look like a mountain man rapist horrible combo really. so if your man has a beard and you pretend to enjoy it because no one truly likes those things i give you permission to shave it off;)